Option No. 1: Eat three hot dogs, nachos, two pretzels, and a bucket of garlic fries. And eat slowly. Because that’s how long it will take before the Indians score a run.
Option No. 2: Drink a lot of beer. A lot of beer. Because the Indians lose. A lot.
Option No. 3: Wear a Miami Heat LeBron James jersey. To a baseball game. In Cleveland.
Only a moron would pick Option No. 3. Which is why this happened:
“Fans in the left-field bleachers chanted obscenities and pointed at the man Wednesday night during the sixth inning of the Indians’ 8-0 loss to the New York Yankees. Hundreds of fans joined in before security led the man out of Progressive Field. As he left, some fans followed him toward the gate with more derisive chants.”
The article continues with, “James’ recent departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers to the Heat caused a lot of anger in the city.”