So, we’ve decided to compile a top 10 list of WHUT?! faces from our favorite NFL QBs. There are really no standards or criteria for what constitutes a WHUT?! face. Some are funny, some are sad, and some are just downright weird, but they all make us say, “WHUT?!”
Number 10: JaMarcus Russell, Currently Unemployed
Ex-NFL QBs really shouldn’t make this list, but Russell is our favorite “guy who ate himself out of a job” non-success story. Therefore, he leads off the list with a face that says it all.
Number 9: Jake Delhomme, Cleveland Browns
Delhomme used to be okay at Carolina. Then, he threw a lot of interceptions, so they released him. Whoops. I guess depression has a face.
Number 8: Carson Palmer, Cincinnati Bengals
Palmer just can’t catch any breaks. He had a serious knee injury, elbow injury, and a colored face. Yes, a colored, dripping, wet face.
Number 7: Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys
Romo is generally known as a pretty boy (I do not share that opinion). Pretty boys tend to keep themselves well-groomed. As you can see, Romo cares a lot about whether his eyebrows are arched correctly. That confused look carries itself onto the field well and makes for confusing offensive plays.
Number 6: Eli Manning, New York Giants
Our favorite little brother looks like he’s about to go No. 2 on the potty. Being inferior to Peyton your entire life probably does that to you.
Number 5: Matthew Stafford, Detroit Lions
That big, silly, gummy smile says it all. Marisa Miller is the most beautiful woman in the world, and Stafford knows it all too well. Plus, he obviously needs help fixing that 90s hair part.
Number 4: Mark Sanchez,
Gentlemen’s Quarterly New York Jets
Does this man look like the face of GQ? I’ll let you form your own opinions.
Number 3: Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh Steelers
All sexual references aside, Roethlisberger looks like he’s having a great time. I could never imagine this man getting into trouble with women.
Number 2: Brett Favre, Minnesota Vikings
No list of quarterbacks is complete without Favre. His “I’m going to retire, sob, choke, wait, I’m not going to retire, sob, choke, repeat” act is legendary. Besides, only girls cry.
Number 1: Jay Cutler, Chicago Bears
Cutler has this incredible talent of making WHUT?! faces. There were so many qualified photos, I couldn’t choose just one. A pouting Cutler and Mike Shanahan combination is definitely worthy.
However, we all love beer pong, so a big-armed quarterback launching a pong ball is a requirement on this list.
But, the best WHUT?! face of all-time comes from this wonderful photo:
Add-On: Philip Rivers, San Diego Chargers
I forgot about Rivers until @WVUeerJim mentioned him. Thus, I leave you with one last image that really sums it all up: